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{"type":"standard","title":"Garmekan","displaytitle":"Garmekan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q104867266","titles":{"canonical":"Garmekan","normalized":"Garmekan","display":"Garmekan"},"pageid":65727123,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Sasanian_Garmekan.svg/330px-Sasanian_Garmekan.svg.png","width":320,"height":222},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Sasanian_Garmekan.svg/1138px-Sasanian_Garmekan.svg.png","width":1138,"height":788},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1240012299","tid":"865583cc-590c-11ef-a611-3018049ccc54","timestamp":"2024-08-13T00:39:40Z","description":"Province of the Sasanian Empire","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garmekan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garmekan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garmekan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Garmekan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garmekan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Garmekan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garmekan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Garmekan"}},"extract":"Garmekan or Garamig was an early Sasanian province located in northern Mesopotamia, between the Little Zab and Diyala river. Its capital was Karka d-Beth Slokh. The province is omitted in Shapur I's list of provinces in the Ka'ba-ye Zartosht inscription, which indicates that it was part of Nodshiragan during that period. Garmekan is first attested as a Sasanian province in the Paikuli inscription of Narseh in 293/4, who describes how the aristocracy of Asoristan, Garmekan, and Shahrazur met him at Hayan i Nikatra in order to convince him to become the new king. Before the Council of Seleucia-Ctesiphon in 410, Garmekan had been merged with the province of Nodshiragan, becoming known as Garamig ud Nodardashiragan.","extract_html":"
Garmekan or Garamig was an early Sasanian province located in northern Mesopotamia, between the Little Zab and Diyala river. Its capital was Karka d-Beth Slokh. The province is omitted in Shapur I's list of provinces in the Ka'ba-ye Zartosht inscription, which indicates that it was part of Nodshiragan during that period. Garmekan is first attested as a Sasanian province in the Paikuli inscription of Narseh in 293/4, who describes how the aristocracy of Asoristan, Garmekan, and Shahrazur met him at Hayan i Nikatra in order to convince him to become the new king. Before the Council of Seleucia-Ctesiphon in 410, Garmekan had been merged with the province of Nodshiragan, becoming known as Garamig ud Nodardashiragan.
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