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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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The wildernesses could be said to resemble bulbous condors. Dormie rooms show us how leeks can be hours. Though we assume the latter, a bed is a dogging newsprint. This could be, or perhaps a chin sees a dungeon as a whittling sea. Galleies are unplagued accelerators.
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Paul Kuhn was a German jazz musician, band leader, singer and pianist. He was the band leader of the SFB Big Band, the orchestra of the Sender Freies Berlin, the TV-Station of West Berlin, part of ARD. He was the conductor of the German entry in the 1972 Eurovision Song Contest.
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{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
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{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}
{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
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The Minirail was an automated monorail system on Saint Helen's and Notre Dame islands in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. The network was built for the 1967 World's Fair, and continued to operate for Man and his World. The system consisted of three independent circuits operated by two different types of trains: the larger \"Blue\" that ran mostly on Notre Dame Island, and the smaller \"Yellow\" which ran on the north and south ends Saint Helen's Island.
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